Ayo El Fuego

A Devious Mind is pleased to announce another exciting new release from the people who still fully intend to bring you “Cheney Guevara.”

This time out we present the debut album from Bolivian Hip-Hop artist Ayo El Fuego… “Man on Fire.”

Those of you who know Ayo from his now classic mixtape “Modem Mo’ Problems” will already be familiar with his unique style of fast flowing rhymes slurred over the grimmest of beats. This new CD takes things at least one step further, and includes future classics such as…

• Dial-up the Volume
• I Left My Mike in La Paz
• You Got Maimed (featuring MC Meg Ryan)

The official release date is pending as there are outstanding legal and intellectual property issues still to be resolved. These mostly pertain to Ayo El Fuego’s immigration status: The US government refuses to grant entry to “fictional Bolivian rappers” and have stated in the strongest possible terms that we should, “stop pestering us with requests that are patently impossible to grant.” But we struggle on.

You Are What You Eat

Who are we trying to reach today? Perhaps the streets are teeming with doubt-filled carnivores, their meat-eating convictions hanging by only the slightest thread. All they need to change their wicked ways is a nudge. And what better nudge than the beaming face of Joachim Phoenix?

The answer? Almost anything.

PETA have done some compelling, thought provoking and alarming promotions in the past that, at the very least caught the public attention. However, it is hard to imagine that the sight of a glassy-eyed Phoenix and the offer of a Vegetarian Starter Kit will sway the hearts of this nation’s meatavores.

Prove me wrong, and don’t force Joachim to keep that grin on his face for another day.

RE:Definition – Clamdestine

Clamdestine. n. Of or pertaining to the subterfuges, schemes and intrigues of a bivalve. This term was introduced into the vernacular at the time of the Napoleonic wars when British Generals sent oysters undercover to find out the secrets of the French.

My Name is Y… M to the C A

RE:Definition – Transfatsubstantiation

Transfatsubstantiation. n. Little understood, and still less believed, tenet of a small and unpopular Midwestern religion. The exact details are shrouded, thankfully, in mystery but are believed to involve a quantity of uncooked Pillsbury biscuit dough.